[pob]

A friend forwarded this to me. The censored word near the end is the slang term for our intestinal exit portal - pob

Hi there,

I just got my new Cadillac XLR sports car, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson!

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and On The Road Again came boomin out from the 9 Bose stereo speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful Symphonic music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their many awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new sports car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them.

"*******S!" I yelled out.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung, by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
I LOVE this car!

 

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POB.
Humor is also welcomed on this site, although you had me for a few minutes thinking my V would have verbal commands on the radio..............Viva la something, but not France. Aren't they the people we saved in WWII from the oppression of the Germans, that now fling nasty remarks and accusations about Armstrong and hate our guts?, I feel sorry for Hans having them for neighbors.
WHo me?
Bob

A friend forwarded this to me. The censored word near the end is the slang term for our intestinal exit portal - pob

I LOVE this car!

 

[upstate]

Mr. Standby I could not have said it better. When they are it trouble they know who to call. Maybe more French should visit Normandy and the grave sites. None of those Americans buried there asked to become permanent residents of France.

 

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